At Least I Have My Equity
Most adult panic$29.99
FTH | At Least I Have My Equity
For the homeowner who is one repair away from calling the bank and apologizing.
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Fuck This House gear
Shirts and hats for broken sinks, suspicious pool equipment, bad decisions, and the homeowner who has stared into the middle distance at a hardware store.
Making Things Worse
DIY damage$29.99
FTH | Making Things Worse
The official uniform for anyone who owns tools but not necessarily skill.
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Mortgage merch$29.99
FTH | Prison Sweet Prison
A love letter to the mortgage, the leak, the weeds, and the one drawer that never closes.
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Bad idea gear$29.99
FTH | Unlicensed & Uninsured
Wear it before touching wiring, plumbing, drywall, or anything your spouse warned you about.
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Top shelf rage$29.99
Fuck This House - Trucker Hat
For staring at a broken thing in the garage and pretending the hat makes you qualified.
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