DCDeric Cahill@boldfam

Fuck This House

Homeownership was a mistake. At least it’s content.

Welcome to Fuck This House, the only home improvement series where the house usually wins. From clogged sinks to questionable repairs, Deric turns every broken thing into a reason to laugh — or at least buy a shirt.

Deric Cahill Fuck This House

The FTH formula

One house. Infinite problems.

Every episode starts with adult confidence and ends with something leaking, stripped, jammed, smoking, or making a noise no one can describe.

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Broken thing

Sink, pool, wall, drawer, lawn, mysterious garage item. The house chooses the enemy.

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False confidence

A tool gets picked up. A plan is implied. Nobody should be reassured by this.

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New problem

The fix creates another fix, which creates a receipt, which creates a marriage conversation.

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Merch therapy

When the house wins again, the shirt at least tells the truth.

Episodes

Watch the damage

The Fuck This House clips pull every homeowner into the same support group.

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F This House Volume 3

The house keeps fighting back, which means there is more content to survive.

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F This House Vol 2

Kitchen sink problems, bad decisions, and the special rage only a homeowner understands.

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FTH Merch

For everyone trapped in a mortgage with a toolbox

Shirts, hats, and products for the homeowner who has considered moving instead of fixing the thing.

At Least I Have My Equity
Most adult panic$29.99

FTH | At Least I Have My Equity

For the homeowner who is one repair away from calling the bank and apologizing.

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Making Things Worse
DIY damage$29.99

FTH | Making Things Worse

The official uniform for anyone who owns tools but not necessarily skill.

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Prison Sweet Prison
Mortgage merch$29.99

FTH | Prison Sweet Prison

A love letter to the mortgage, the leak, the weeds, and the one drawer that never closes.

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Unlicensed & Uninsured
Bad idea gear$29.99

FTH | Unlicensed & Uninsured

Wear it before touching wiring, plumbing, drywall, or anything your spouse warned you about.

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Fuck This House - Trucker Hat
Top shelf rage$29.99

Fuck This House - Trucker Hat

For staring at a broken thing in the garage and pretending the hat makes you qualified.

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